p-bean

message   heyo

SO BITTER MY PHONE IS BROKEN. FUCK YOU H2O

— 2 weeks ago

the first bath ive taken in years and i would drop my fucking phone in the tub

— 2 weeks ago

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(Source: travalicious, via kinncat)

— 1 month ago with 384436 notes
cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

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— 1 month ago with 612758 notes
zealouscorgi:

my friend told me this last night and i spent the next 15 minutes crying/laughing into my pillow. i had to draw it
enjoy my 10 minute doodle

zealouscorgi:

my friend told me this last night and i spent the next 15 minutes crying/laughing into my pillow. i had to draw it

enjoy my 10 minute doodle

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— 1 month ago with 19326 notes

stability:

new olympic sport idea:

image

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— 1 month ago with 40867 notes

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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— 1 month ago with 114865 notes